When is basketball going to come back? The absence of a season has created this weird, round-with-tiny-little-bumps-shaped hole in the lives of b-ball fans. While we wait impatiently, here are some of the oddest courts from around the world. Looking at these, I don’t know whether I want to slam a ball or scratch my head:
Until you’ve dunked on a Bigfoot, you’ve never really played basketball. [via]
USS Carl Vinson
After the game, all the college students on the aircraft carrier were shipped off to Afghanistan by mistake. Oops! [via]
The hills are alive… with the slams of Munich… [via]
Matterhorn Ride, Disneyland
I hope it’s at least a regulation pot. [via]
The Middle of Nowhere
Movie Trivia: Did you know Coyote and Roadrunner practiced on this court to prepare for their roles in 1996’s Space Jam? [via]
A Classy Place
The best way to express your feelings about the lockout.
Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!