Time to be walking down a sidewalk, attempt to pick up a bag, get confronted by a goose, swat away this goose, realize the goose isn’t going anywhere, keep trying to attack this weirdly persistent goose, go online, realize the video of you fighting that goose is one of the biggest FAIL moments of the year, sigh deeply and check out these links!
Top FAILs of 2012
See which fails are fan favorites.
Paul McCartney To Front Nirvana Reunion
Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da, life gets weirder. [image via]
45 Most Important Lessons We Learned In 2012
It’s 850, Mr. Owl. Mission accomplished.
There’ll Be Even MORE New Arrested Development
12 or 13 episodes, rather than 10. They found extra footage in the banana stand. [image via]
New Mr. Plinkett Review: Titanic
Women and pizza rolls first!
That’s all for this teen spirited edition of The Big List.
Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!