Man Sues BMW for Giving Him a Neverending Erection

If this happens to you, brag about it. Then see a doctor.

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Lasting 20 minutes? Fantastic! Lasting 20 months? Dear God, make it stop!

A California man filed a lawsuit against BMW claiming that a four-hour ride on his 1993 BMW motorcycle has left him with an erection that just won’t quit.

According to WWJ in Detroit, Henry Wolf says he has had the constant erection for 20 months and claims that he is “unable to engage in sexual activity, causing him substantial emotional and mental anguish.”

While Dr. Michael Lutz at the Michigan Institute of Urology revealed to WWJ that while compression of the neurovascular supply to the penis can cause prolonged numbness, there really is no medical data to support the claim of a 20-month “full salute”.

BMW doesn’t seem too concerned about the claim, however, since the seat Wolf had on his motorcycle wasn’t the typical BMW motorcycle seat anyway. Wolf was using a seat that he had purchased separately to make the ride more comfortable. Guess the ride was just a little too comfortable.

Our advice to Mr. Wolf is to simply enjoy it while he can and collect as many phone numbers as possible until it finally goes away.

And you know what they say: if you have an erection that lasts longer than three hours, call your doctor… to brag!