This Fight Between Two Rednecks Over The Last Beer Should Make You Feel Good About Yourself

This is why we can't have nice shit, America.

Tommy Gimlerby Tommy Gimler
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What could have possibly led to the fight of the year between two rednecks from Bumblefuck, USA that resulted in bloodshed, torn shirts and mid-quarrel death threats?

You guessed it: An oversized can of the Great American Lager known to most as Budweiser.

You see, it turns out the silo of Bud Heavy turned out to be the last beer in the house, and neither Kenneth nor his shirtless son or brother or both wanted to see the other one chug it down. What ensued was a redneck ruckus for the ages, complete with super white sneakers, ripped jeans, ripped shirts, kicking, body shots, and a dialogue that was mostly in English that will make you feel even better about the fact that you graduated high school.

Oh, and be sure to see it through to the very end when Kenneth (of course one of their names is Kenneth) wants the dude he just beat the piss out of to give him a kiss, which is weird because we were told they didn’t take too kindly to that kind of behavior where they’re from.

This Fight Between Two Rednecks Over The Last Beer Should Make You Feel Good About Yourself

If the one redneck was worried about his neighbors seeing “this shit,” wait until he finds out that somebody posted it to the internet for the whole world much less just his neighbors to see. Our guess is that something similar to what we just watched will play out. Or it might play out like this lake “fight.”

h/t Barstool Sports

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