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Well, time to dust off that bike I haven’t used since I was 11.
So let’s keep tabs on where snakes like to chill. Apparently they have no problem hanging inside toilets and houses. They also have no problem taking a breather inside a Christmas tree. And oh, they like to chill in car vents and only come out while you’re driving because that’s just what happened to a mom recently.
Monice Dorsett, from Florida of course, was driving along and wondering why society is crumbling, probably, when she noticed that a snake was exiting out of her car’s air vents. Why, God?
Monica’s daughter Kristina of course shared it on Twitter so we can all feel scared of driving.
My mom almost crashed her car today cause a snake started coming out of her vents while she was driving. pic.twitter.com/9dYkKsLo9f
— Kristina Dorsett (@Krissy_Lyn) March 10, 2017
Look at this.
Damn you, Florida!
“I was on a four-lane highway and I all of a sudden see the snake coming out of the vent near my left hand,” Monica said. “It took me a second to realize – that is real.”
Monica of course pulled over to avoid crashing, and also to deal with the snake. Here’s a blurry video of Monica trying not to lose her mind.
According to Monica, she injured the snake when she slammed the door on it. And her husband was able to remove it soon after.
Well this is probably better than how I would have reacted in the same situation.