A Guy Told The Internet Why He Won’t Date ‘Hot Women’ Anymore And The Internet Proceeded To Destroy Him

I wonder if while this guy was talking the thought "stop talking" popped into his brain. Doubt it.

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Photo: Twitter/NY Post

Remember a few years ago when that girl made a “Dear Fat People” video on YouTube and got absolutely destroyed by everyone? Well if you thought that girl was talking out of her ass, you’re going to want to read about this dude.

The New York Post recently ran an article entitled, and get this, “Why I Won’t Date Hot Women Anymore.” Yes, that’s the actual name. This article focuses on a 40-something executive named Dan Rochkind who proclaimed that he gave up dating “hot” women. Why? Well because Rochkind apparently found them “flighty, selfish and vapid.” And yes, I know, we also think he’s a massive douche.

“I could have [anyone] I wanted. I met some nice people, but realistically I went for the hottest girl you could find” Rochkind said. “Beautiful women who get a fair amount of attention get full of themselves. Eventually, I was dreading getting dinner with them because they couldn’t carry a conversation.”

Holy hell, someone shut this guy up. Oh, and this dude actually has a fiancée. That’s right. Her name is Carly Spindel, and she actually agreed to be part of the article. Read that again. His fiancée agreed to be part of an article that is all about her man not dating hot women. Rochkind described Spindel as a “softer beauty.” Boy, this guy is not the sharpest tool.

By the way, this is what Spindel looks like.

Now of course the internet got word of this ridiculous man and article, and decided to troll the hell out of him. Here are some of the best from Twitter.

h/t Someecards

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