Photo: Twitter/Grace Haberman
Even porn stars hate getting dick pics, so if a gal doesn’t ask you for a pic of your junk, chances are she doesn’t want to see it. Well the guy in this story didn’t exactly get that, and he had the strangest explanation behind why he sent a random girl a picture of his penis.
Grace Haberman, a 20-year-old from Seattle took it to Twitter after some random dude decided it would be a grand idea to send her an unsolicited dick pic. Check out the tweet below thanks to Haberman’s Twitter.
Who’s man is this?? pic.twitter.com/eC3d3aFtPt
— Gray-C (@waddupgrace) April 18, 2017
Here’s a closer look — keep an eye out for the dude’s explanation. It’s quite a doozy.
Yes, ladies and gentlemen. This guy noticed that Haberman was wearing a choker, and apparently that’s the universal sign for “I want dick pics.” Who knew?
“It’s a piece of jewelry,” Haberman said. “Not a sign to send unwanted pictures to me.” Apparently this guy (and probably others) think it gives them a green light to show any woman with a choker on photos of their junk.
Here’s how Twitter reacted:
@waddupgrace “You had a choker on so I sent you my dick” …. good logic
— krizzy (@the0neand0nlyxb) April 18, 2017
“You had a choker on in your avi”
Bbiiiiittttccccchhhhhh.. it means she likes accessories not ya pencil dick https://t.co/TwiVlLkCTA
— Glen Coco (@TacoKingGCoco) April 19, 2017
In what universe some wearing a choker mean anything https://t.co/eifkK70JTN
— Big Booty Bandit (@MelaninMagical) April 18, 2017
— ️Lil Jew-zi Vert ️ (@CopsAndRobbins) April 18, 2017
— DCasp (@AuRevoir3179) April 18, 2017
— Emily (@wakingviolets) April 18, 2017