Man Has Most Bizarre Explanation For Woman After Sending Her An Unsolicited Dick Pic

This guy actually thinks he had a logical explanation.

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Photo: Twitter/Grace Haberman

Even porn stars hate getting dick pics, so if a gal doesn’t ask you for a pic of your junk, chances are she doesn’t want to see it. Well the guy in this story didn’t exactly get that, and he had the strangest explanation behind why he sent a random girl a picture of his penis.

Grace Haberman, a 20-year-old from Seattle took it to Twitter after some random dude decided it would be a grand idea to send her an unsolicited dick pic. Check out the tweet below thanks to Haberman’s Twitter.

Here’s a closer look — keep an eye out for the dude’s explanation. It’s quite a doozy.

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Yes, ladies and gentlemen. This guy noticed that Haberman was wearing a choker, and apparently that’s the universal sign for “I want dick pics.” Who knew?

“It’s a piece of jewelry,” Haberman said. “Not a sign to send unwanted pictures to me.” Apparently this guy (and probably others) think it gives them a green light to show any woman with a choker on photos of their junk.

Here’s how Twitter reacted:

h/t BuzzFeed

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