Odds are you missed Friday’s Ladies’ Invitation Doubles match at Wimbledon featuring Kim Clijsters and Rennae Stubbs against Andrea Jaeger and Conchita Martinez because you were busy doing anything else.
But that means you missed what has to be the greatest moment in the history of ladies’ doubles at Wimbledon, barring the Williams sisters scissoring each other at center court unbeknownst to us, of course.
Tied at four games apiece in the second set, Clijsters asked Stubbs whether she should serve wide or down the middle, but the answer she got in return wasn’t either of those two choices. Hell, it didn’t even come from Stubbs.
Instead, it came from some dude with baller seats who looked like Curly from The Three Stooges yelling, “Body serve!”
Now, we assume that most hecklers at Wimbledon are escorted from their seats to a dungeon below the stadium where their nipples are promptly hooked up to a car battery for the remainder of the match. Well, fortunately for this dude and everybody in attendance, pretty much the exact opposite happened.
Plump Heckler Gets Chance To Return Serve At Wimbledon
Truly a remarkable moment there for both the plump heckler and the Wimbledon crowd, and you really have to give him props for returning that first serve. Honestly, my money would have been on him literally taking that serve to the body or eating one of the other competitors…