Tiffany’s Is Selling A $9,000 Ball Of Yarn If You’re Interested

For the spoiled and bitchy cat in your life.

Bryan Brunatiby Bryan Brunati
Photo: Tiffany’s

Christmas is around the corner and it is time to start stocking up on gifts for your loved ones. You know, maybe a gift card, a nice shirt, perhaps some perfume or maybe a $9,000 ball of yarn. Wait, come again? That’s right, folks, Tiffany & Co has released their new ‘Everyday Objects’ collection, a batch of things you can probably find around your house or at the bottom of your drawer for free — but Tiffany’s is just selling for an absurd amount of money.

Just take a look at the tweet below to see what we mean.

As you can see above, you can also reel in your very own bird’s nest for $10,000. What’s that? You prefer a $1,500 paper clip? You got it. Check it out below.

Everyone still hates rich people, right? A $300 yo-yo? I can get one for a quarter. Reed Krakoff, Tiffany’s chief artistic officer, had this to say about the collection:

“What makes the collection unique is that it incorporates the best quality, craftsmanship and design with a level of functionality that allows you to use these things every day.”

Good joke, Reed. And look at how Twitter feels about all this:

I’m sure everyone will be flocking to get these items.

h/t Distractify

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