Oklahoma Woman Gets 10 Years Probation After Admitting To Marrying Her Mom

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Tommy Gimlerby Tommy Gimler
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It turns out at least one Oklahoma family is finishing their dinners by doing the dishes and then doing each other.

According to People, a 26-year-old woman who married her biological mother last year was sentenced to 10 years probation earlier this week after pleading guilty to incest, which surprisingly is a felony in Oklahoma that is punishable by up to 10 years in the clink.

Officials said Misty Velvet Dawn Spann (I shit you not, that is her real name) admitted to marrying her mom Patricia Spann last year after the 44-year-old lost custody of her. According to Patricia, there was totally nothing wrong with it because they just “hit it off” once Misty Velvet came back into her life.

Oklahoma Woman Gets 10 Years Probation After Admitting To Marrying Her Mom

Photo: Shelby County Sheriff’s Office/Misty Velvet Dawn Spann, (L) and Patricia Spann, (R)

This isn’t Patricia’s first rodeo when it comes to the incest game, as her previous marriage to her son was eventually annulled because, well, it’s fucking incest.

“I think she’s just a sick, twisted individual that has something messed up in her head,” Patricia’s other son Cody said. “Why would you want to be with one of your own kids? Patricia’s a very disgusting and horrible person.” He added that he thinks his mom is a “predator,” but it’s hard to say whether or not he’s just jealous that she never made a play at him.

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