The ‘Hands-Free Sperm Extractor’ Is a Real Thing

You've been looking for a hands-free sperm extractor, right?

cory-jonesby cory-jones

Good news for the very tired and/or armless sperm-donor communities! Chinese hospitals are now offering “hands-free sperm extractors.”

Why this odd-looking contraption is needed is still unclear. But according to a news source:

“According to China’s Weibo social platform the automatic sperm extractors are being introduced in a Nanjing hospital, capital of Jiangsu province.

The pink, grey and white machine has a massage pipe at the front which apparently can be adjusted according to the height of its user.

Speed, frequency, amplitude and temperature are also controllable. It has a small screen on the top which plays films for the user to help them with the extraction process.

The director of the urology department at Zhengzhou Central Hospital said the machine was being used by infertility patients who are finding it difficult to retrieve sperm the old fashioned way.

A website which is selling the machine for $2,800 promoting it stating ‘it can give patients very comfortable feeling.'”