WHAT HAPPENED ON THE WEB THIS WEEK FOR 1.31.11
by Asterios Kokkinos
Every day the internet gets better and better, and then we die! Think about it: Movies are the worst they’ve ever been, but the internet is a can’t miss every time! TV, I’m neutral towards. Lotta good TV out there. But movies, yuck. But the internet, yay!
Found: X-Files Crew’s Star Studded Birthday Video For David Duchovny
Brad Pitt is in this, to show you the level of star in this video. But The Lone Gunmen are in it too, which is far better.
Ren & Stimpy’s John K Made Exactly One Instructional Film
John Krickfalusheui is a fantastic cartooner-man, but I’ve heard he’s tempermental. Is it any wonder why he only made one of these? He probably hated the lighting, then swore off all video cameras.
LA Weekly’s Guide To Who To Target For Sex
‘Nuff said! *SNIKT* *BAMF* *MARRIAGE RETCON*
Norm Macdonald Road Story as told by Comedian Stan Thompson
Sometimes hearing a brilliant comedian talk about a brilliant comedian is the most fun you can have in front of your computer.
What The Terms Britain, England & the United Kingdom Mean
See I always just called it Europe. You conquer it, that’s 5 reinforcements per turn. But it has 4 entry points. North America only has 3, and who’s gonna bother invading you from Asia?
If they have a force large enough in Asia in the first place then they’re not a good player. I mean I suppose they could be invading from Australia, but still, you should be able to see that coming and prepare your defenses accordingly.
More Risk advice: try and make sure no territory has less than two soldiers in it. That way, if invaded it’s a 2 v 3 roll instead of a 1 v 3 roll. More dice = more chances to inflict serious attrition.
Finally, make sure and conquer at least one territory per turn. If you don’t, you won’t get a card, and if you fall behind on cards you’ll lose the game for sure.
See, you came here for links and jokes and now you got some Risk lessons. Good thing you read Crave Online. Good night, folks.