Wanna know what’s happening on the web this week? Funny you should ask, because I just prepared this list for you! Yes, you specifically, [YOUR NAME HERE]. You’re very welcome, [YOUR NAME HERE]. From Kenny Powers to a bear who gives the phrase “sleeping with the fishes” new meaning, here’s the week in viral:
Kenny Powers To K-Swiss CEO: “You’re F***ing Out!”
He might be “Eastbound and Down,” but Kenny Powers’ stock is rising after his brutal corporate takeover of K-Swiss. Eat it, Principal Cutler! [FoD]
Holy Supercut, Batman!
Here are many, many of the “Holy _____” lines that Robin says in the 60s Batman cartoon. Remember when Chris O’Donnell’s Robin said “Holey rusted metal, Batman” in 1997’s Batman and Robin, and it turned out the writers were being lightly ironic? Good times, those mid-90s. [TDW Geeks]
Sleepier Than The Average Bear
This reminds me of when I went to sleep on the sofa cradling a Hungry Man dinner in my arms. No one thought it was cute, just “sad and pathetic.” Roommates can be so cruel. [Neatorama]
Charlie Day: The Animated Gif Gallery
Leave your computer on and the “It’s Always Sunny” star will put mittens on cats 24/7/365. Awesome. [Uproxx]
Dude, About Your Tattoo…
Fail. Also, what were you thinking? [Buzzfeed]
See you next week for more links and less finks! Seriously, I hate finks and if they show up around this column again, I will destroy them.
Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator, “The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans,” in comic book stores across the country.