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Owling Is The New Planking
So, if you’re still planking, you have to stop now. Thanks.
North Dakota Is Not A State
Thanks to a “constitution error,” North Dakota technically never was a state. That’s why their state motto is: “Liberty and Union Now and Forever, Unless Somebody Goofed.”
Parodies On ‘The Critic’ Predicted The Future of Entertainment
15 years later, it turns out Jay Sherman was just more than a film critic who said, “it stinks.” He was also… a showbiz psychic! ooooOOOOoooo!
19 Old School Video Games That Should Have Existed
Everyone knows you press A-B-A-B-Left-Right for the old in and out.
You Can’t Fire A Guy For Eating Hot Dogs
Man, I wish I lived in Indiana. I’ve been fired for eating hot dogs, like, 9 times now.
Come back next week for more of that crazy guy we call Mr. Internet. He’s Mr. Pibb’s cousin, you know.
Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!