There. Are. No. Words.
OK, maybe there are a few words. Like… did you see the package on the King?! Man, I guess that’s why they call him the King of All Cosmos, after all.
If you’re baffled at what you just witnessed, don’t worry, you’re definitely not alone. The Katamari franchise has long been known for its zany, weird introduction videos. Although, this one definitely takes the cake for most uncomfortable.
Oh, and in case you’re still wondering what the above video was actually for, it’s for the upcoming PS Vita Katamari title, Touch My Katamari. After that introduction video, everyone should be pumped.