Pepper Spraying Cop Ruins Your Childhood

Aaaaaagh! Pepper spray!

Geoffrey Goldenby Geoffrey Golden

Meet Lt. John Pike, better known as the cop who pepper sprayed (at point blank range) a group of college students who were peacefully protesting at UC Davis. I don’t know how he did it, but Lt. Pike has found the ability to travel into your favorite movies, TV shows and video games! Can anyone stop his spray streak?


Super Mario

“Your princess is in another castle, but your pepper spray is right here.” [via]



“Not feeling so secure without your blanket – and with lots of pepper spray in your face – huh?” [via]



“May the excessive force be with you.” [via]


Abominable Snowman

“You should see what I did to Rudolph!” [via]


Bambi's Friends

“You should see what I did to the one deer’s mom!” [via]


The Cowardly Lion

“Maybe the Wizard will give you a new pair of eyes that aren’t totally burning right now.” [via]


Simon Belmont

“Take this, Simon Belmont – you long long-haired hippie freak.” [via]



“You have my pepper spray bottle.” [via]


Sesame Street

“Today’s episode is brought to you by the letter A. Oops, I mean spray. My mistake… Spray!” [via]


Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator, “The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans,” in comic book stores across the country. Header via.