What’s Happening On The Web This Week: Totally Recalled

Arnold Schwarzenegger attempts DVD commentary. Plus: which 90’s band wrote the Occupy anthem?

Geoffrey Goldenby Geoffrey Golden

Wanna know what’s happening on the web this week? Arnold’s confused. OWS has the Third Eye Blues. Poultry will amuse. Siri’s asked to choose. One protester is puzzled by the news. Here’s the week in viral:

 

Arnold Schwarzenegger Totally Recalls Total Recall

“Now things are going wrong with the face.” That’s right, Arnold. Things are going wrong with the face.

 

“If There Ever Was A Time” – Third Eye Blind

“Guys, come down to Zuccotti Park! Radiohead is playing and– oh, never mind, it's Third Eye Blind.”

 

Photos From The Poultry Club’s 2011 National Show

First rule of Poultry Club – talk about Poultry Club. “A lot,” suggests club organizers. [More]

 

Siri Can’t Win

There’s nothing you can do, Siri. Sometimes people fall out of love.

 

One Wall Street Protester Is A Little Confused

Hold on, dude. A van’s coming to pick you up. [via]

 

See you next week for more links. If we get enough links, we’re gonna build a sphinx. I don’t know why – we’re bored or something.

 

Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator, “The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans,” in comic book stores across the country.