If King Koopa were smart, he’d take a cue from the game hackers who’ve created nearly-impossible-to-beat variations on the Mushroom Kingdom levels we know and love. By adding waves of flying bad guys, frustratingly placed invisible bricks and graphics glitches, these hackers are killing wave upon wave of valiant plumbers.
Super Mario FML
“Pipes used to be helpful, now they want-a to crush me. FML.”
Koopas Gone Wild
A good reason to get your house insured for Koopa Tornados.
Super Mario Cat
You thought question mark blocks were your friends. You thought wrong, Mario Cat.
Super Mario Frustration
Bloopers fly through the air. Seriously, f*** those Bloopers.
Super Unplayable Bros.
Will somebody please blow in the cartridge?
Super Mario World of Pain
Tearing your hair out in 16-bit. (Starts at :44)
The Pit of Death
This is where Mario goes every time he dies.
Super Mario World of Frustration
Looks easy enough when someone plays it for me.
Don’t Look Back
“You can get this one,” Mario tells Luigi.
Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans! Header via.