What’s Happening On The Web This Week: Waffle Iron Riot

It’s the ultimate Black Friday brawl! Plus: a gross ‘revenge tattoo.’

Geoffrey Goldenby Geoffrey Golden

Wanna know what’s happening on the web this week? Blackest shopping day, revenge on those who betray, kittens’ boxing play, gamer pizza displayed and two virgins give way. Here’s the week in viral:

 

On Black Friday at Walmart, People Lost Their Shit Over $2 Waffle Irons

The better the deal, the more likely you will be trampled to death.

 

Here’s Why You Should Never Cheat On Your Tattoo Artist Boyfriend:

Girlfriend: How does it look?

Boyfriend: Beautiful, you lying bitch. So beautiful. [via]

 

Ol’ Fashioned Kitten Brawl

A thrilling evening of fisticats!

 

Angry Birds Pizza

The birds are hoping for ham on that pizza. [via]

 

Married Couple Kisses For The First Time

NOM NOM NOM.

 

See you next week for more links. You’ve got to give the people what they want, and what they want are links, god damn it.

 

Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator, “The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans,” in comic book stores across the country.