Teenage Mutant Bootleg Merchandise

Shredder will destroy the Ninja Turtles by creating bootleg toys - weakening their brand!

Geoffrey Goldenby Geoffrey Golden

In the late 80s and early 90s, if you made TMNT action figures, you were basically printing your own pizza money. That’s why so many counterfeiters from around the world created fake Ninja Turtle crap. Cowabunga, dupes!


Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Gun

This is grossly inaccurate. The Turtles never used guns. Splinter did. [via]


Las Fantasticas Tortugas

“¡Me encanta el poder de la pizza!” [via]


Russian Comic Book

Sorry, Mike. Batman’s got a utility belt full of delicious vodka. [via]


Courageous Righteous

I hope they have courageous, righteous lawyers. [via]


Teenage Mutant Ninja Tortoise

Watch out for hares from Dimension X! [via]


“Super Heroes” Action Figure Set

Yeah, this looks like the usual group. [via]


Ninja Hero Rider

That horse is like, “what a blatant rip-off!” [via]


Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!