Best of Twitter: December Week One!

Comedy! Sports! News! We get ahold of the funniest Tweets so you don't have to!  

Christian Krauspeby Christian Krauspe

Are you sick of hearing about what Ashton Kutcher had for dinner or about whatever next, dumb product placement some random celebrity is endorsing? Of course you are. Twitter is made for two things: Self-promotion and dirty jokes! That's it. We here at CRAVE defy you to come up with another reason that Twitter exists. There is none.

 

And like chocolates. They won't protect you from HIV. 

 

They get made when you bring semen in by accident. 

 

That's right, Red. Hardcore cold-hearted killer. 

 

The only reason Taylor Swift likes him. 

 

"This year, get the gift for the man that is a complete dick."

 

G*ddamn lazy holiday loving p*ssies. 

 

Hey now, we've all done things we're not proud of. 

 

Not only was he doing heroin, he was licking the walls at Willy Wonka's.

 

At least we'll grow up to have a full head of hair. 

 

Word. And the runs. 

 

Happened in 1545 to Henry VIII. That's why he chopped his wife's head off. 

 

Nothing is more regal than a royal load. 

 

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