5 Epic Christmas Rap Battles

These rhymes are for the elves and all the ho ho ho’s!

Geoffrey Goldenby Geoffrey Golden

Hate those boring, super-lame R&B songs they play at grocery stores and pharmacies during the Christmas season? The tracks below are turning the War on Christmas into a lyrical battlefield. Check out these holiday MCs, who spit rhymes like presents. Here are 5 epic Christmas rap battles:


Moses vs. Santa Claus

I go with the MC that’s got the burning kush.


Scrooge vs. The Grinch

Fools! If they worked together, they could ruin Christmas once and for all.


OJB vs. Santa Claus

Wait… Santa’s a Nazi? Yikes! Starting to regret feeding him milk and cookies.


Heat Miser vs. Snow Miser

Drop It Like It’s Hot vs. Ice Ice Baby


Jesus vs. Santa Claus

These two always seem at odds.


Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!