What’s Happening On The Web This Week: DMX-Mas

DMX covers Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer! Plus: Nic Cage’s The Hobbit.

Geoffrey Goldenby Geoffrey Golden

Wanna know what’s happening on the web this week? Christmas with DMX, girl and wall intersect, dog is distressed, Bane’s performance was hexed and Nic Cage does The Hobbit’s special effects. Here’s the week in viral:

 

“Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” – DMX

You’ll go down in history, like Tupac.

 

Nic Cage As Every Character In The Hobbit

One actor to rule them all! [More]

 

Girl Hits Wall

Alt. Title: Girl Learns Painful Lesson About Walls

 

“My Dog Was Very Distressed About This”

It’s like a Chinese finger trap for canines. [via]

 

Bane Outtakes

When it is done and Bane is dubbed over, then you have my permission to die.

 

See you next week for more links, less spiders, and more wall repairs.

 

Geoffrey Golden is the Editor-In-Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!