The Big List: Celebrity New Year Resolutions! Pixar Dinosaurs!

Read the resolutions George Lucas, Katy Perry and Psy will soon break. Plus: More awesomeness from Pixar!

Geoffrey Goldenby Geoffrey Golden

Time to go to buy to a bunch of albums as a kid, love those albums, listen to them constantly, forget about them for years and years, read on the internet that all those albums I once loved are 20 years old, feel super old, start looking up information about retirement savings and check out these links!


10 Celebrity New Years Resolutions For 2013

“That’s nice, dear,” replies Katy Perry’s mother.


Concept Art For Upcoming Pixar Movies, Including One About Dinosaurs

Fingers crossed that Jeff Goldblum’s involved somehow.


29 Albums That Are Now 20 Years Old

This song is only 12 years old, but it doesn’t make me feel any better.


Secrets From The Host Stand: Things a Restaurant Host Wishes She Could Tell You

Why “same-sider” and “camper” are dirty words in the restaurant business.


5 Popular Excuses That Are Totally Meaningless

I hope you like this article. I don’t like conflict…


That’s all for this 2013-ish edition of The Big List.


Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!