The Big List: Celebrity New Year Resolutions! Pixar Dinosaurs!

Read the resolutions George Lucas, Katy Perry and Psy will soon break. Plus: More awesomeness from Pixar!

Geoffrey Goldenby Geoffrey Golden

Time to go to buy to a bunch of albums as a kid, love those albums, listen to them constantly, forget about them for years and years, read on the internet that all those albums I once loved are 20 years old, feel super old, start looking up information about retirement savings and check out these links!

 

10 Celebrity New Years Resolutions For 2013

http://www.funnyordie.com/lists/8f3d63c4f6/celebrity-new-year-s-resolutions-for-2013

“That’s nice, dear,” replies Katy Perry’s mother.

 

Concept Art For Upcoming Pixar Movies, Including One About Dinosaurs

http://collider.com/pixar-concept-art-good-dinosaur-dia-de-los-muertos/221046/

Fingers crossed that Jeff Goldblum’s involved somehow.

 

29 Albums That Are Now 20 Years Old

http://www.buzzfeed.com/perpetua/29-albums-that-are-now-20-years-old

This song is only 12 years old, but it doesn’t make me feel any better.

 

Secrets From The Host Stand: Things a Restaurant Host Wishes She Could Tell You

http://www.seriouseats.com/2013/01/secrets-from-the-host-stand-ten-things-a-restaurant-host-wishes-they-could-tell-you.html

Why “same-sider” and “camper” are dirty words in the restaurant business.

 

5 Popular Excuses That Are Totally Meaningless

http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-popular-excuses-that-are-totally-meaningless/

I hope you like this article. I don’t like conflict…

 

That’s all for this 2013-ish edition of The Big List.

 

Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!