The Big List: Tourists Defy U.S. Government! Most Offensive Team Names!

DC Tourists vs. The Shutdown. Plus: Team names worse than the Redskins!

Geoffrey Goldenby Geoffrey Golden

Time to go to Washington, D.C. on vacation, see that the monuments are apparently all closed because of the government shutdown, say “f*** that noise,” step around the one tiny barricade saying the National Mall is closed and check out these links!

 

Insane Tourists Blatantly Defying The U.S. Government’s Demands

government-shutdown-trespassers

http://www.buzzfeed.com/bennyjohnson/brave-tourists-are-blatantly-defying-the-us-governments-dema

They came to see the Washington Monument. They’ll end up on the FBI's Most Wanted list.

 

Most Offensive Team Names

washington-redskins

http://www.theonion.com/articles/most-offensive-team-names,34170

Go Sacramento Sex Slaves!

 

Artie Lange On His Suicide Attempt And Life After Howard Stern

artie-lange

http://www.rollingstone.com/culture/news/artie-lange-on-his-suicide-attempt-and-life-after-howard-stern-20131010

The interview takes place in the room he attempted to commit suicide in. Comedians live such funny lives!

 

More People You See At Every Nerd Convention

keep-calm-shirts

http://www.geeksaresexy.net/2013/10/10/more-people-you-see-at-every-nerd-convention-comic/

Keep Calm and Eat More Nachos.

 

Some Guy Made All The Food From Patton Oswalt’s “Black Angus” Bit

black-angus-patton-oswalt

http://www.avclub.com/articles/bend-over-abigail-may-some-guy-made-all-the-food-f,104074/

Deep fried pumpkin never looked so… much like a real thing now?

 

That’s all for this this nerdy edition of The Big List!

 

Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!